Long weekend playlist

We’re heading into summer – hell we are practically knee deep in it (I say this as it rains outside and weekend highs are predicted not to top 20 degrees celsius)- which means you will be spending plenty of time with friends on a patio, barbequing and kicking back with some beers. You gotta have some music while aimlessly shooting the shit with friends, let alone something to get you pumped up enough to do that 4th keg stand. Here’s some jams that could make up a nice little playlist for the weekend.

1. Kenny Chesney – Summertime 
2. Dierks Bentley – Domestic, Light and Cold 
3. Eric Church – Carolina 
4. Band of Horses – General Specific
5. Phoenix – Lasso 
6. Band of Skulls – I know what I am 
7. Mumford and sons – The Cave 
8. Jose Gonzalez – Small Town Boy 
9. City and Colour – Waiting 
10. R. Kelly – Ignition 
11. Drake – Over 
12. David Guetta w Kid Cudi – Memories 
13. Mgmt – Kids 
14. Joel Plaskett – Nowhere with you 
15. REO Speedwagon – Keep on loving you  
16. Sister Christian – Night ranger 

Where is Dan Marino?

Brett Favre is an asshole.  Is this the 4^th year in a row that this over grown baby takes his sweet ass time to decide if he wants to get millions of dollars to play football?  Pack it in Brett, pack it in, you’re embarrassing yourself!  Not only did he turn his back on Green Bay when they told him what everyone else is thinking, “you’re too old Brett”, but one year later he was at it again when he joined the Vikings.  Did you see that he has now decided to further alienate himself by declaring if the Southern Mississippi college baseball team makes the finals he will play professional football for the Vikings.  How does that even make sense?  Has he been hit in the head too many times, or is the fact that he just isn’t that good starting to eff with his mind/overblown ego.  I hope Southern Mississippi doesn’t win another baseball game all year so this dinosaur can finally hang up his 40+ year old jock.  Or am I just being naïve, I’m sure Brett will find another stupid thing to say or write about how he hasn’t decided if he wants to play yet and he will make us all wait right up until training camp.  What is his problem?  I personally think that he is trying to secure himself a gig on a national football broadcast, but none of them will take him because he is a prima donna asshole.  Go back to the frigid northern US make your millions, shut up and just give the ball to Adrian Peterson, the only reason you did as well as you did last year….jerk.  Oh, and you look stupid in purple.

Only the beginning

After a sufficient amount of time bitching and moaning about daily happenings while rotting away in office cages we have decided to bring our annoying rants to the rest of the world. We will be heard. No longer will our non-sensical ramblings be confined to the one-on-one blackberry messenger. For too long we have sat back and watched media use some idiot blogger or twitterers opinion in their news. We want recognition, we want to be those cool @nerdlinger59 or “Uselessshit Blog” people that get quoted. Or maybe we just think we’re hilarious and people will use the comments section of this blog to trample all over our egos, before sending our carcasses to the glue factory.

You may not like us at first, or forever for that matter, but dammit we’ll keep this biatch interesting and opinionated and slowly spew our oily grumblings throughout the world just like British Petroleum  (see we’re topical). So strap in, do up the skates, stamp your passport and get hooked on some good ‘ol fashioned blogging.

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